1 00:02:10,570 --> 00:02:12,920 I know. I see it. 2 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,922 - I see it. - Hey, mummy! 3 00:02:14,922 --> 00:02:17,142 What's that for? 4 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:20,623 - Filtering water. - Uh-huh. 5 00:02:20,623 --> 00:02:22,495 And that? 6 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:26,586 That's to dig a hole to burry your shit. 7 00:02:26,586 --> 00:02:28,240 - No. - Yeah. 8 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,719 That's disgusting. 9 00:02:29,719 --> 00:02:33,201 Glad to know you care about what I'm doing. 10 00:02:33,201 --> 00:02:34,898 - Chris. - That's a headlamp. 11 00:02:34,898 --> 00:02:36,813 Which is also a flashlight. 12 00:02:36,813 --> 00:02:38,424 No, it's a little flashlight. 13 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:40,469 It's, like, little. 14 00:02:40,469 --> 00:02:42,558 How many lights do you need? 15 00:02:42,558 --> 00:02:45,561 - Did you wash these? - I washed the things you told me to. 16 00:02:45,561 --> 00:02:47,433 But were these with the things? 17 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:50,740 You have no idea how much preparation this takes. 18 00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:53,395 Wash them in a river if you have to. 19 00:02:53,395 --> 00:02:55,789 - Jesse! - Yeah? 20 00:02:58,008 --> 00:03:00,315 Can you get me a tampon? That drawer. 21 00:03:05,407 --> 00:03:06,582 Thank you. 22 00:03:23,686 --> 00:03:25,819 How is it not going to get smooshed? 23 00:03:25,819 --> 00:03:29,910 Because my dehydrated peanut butter is going to work as a cushion. 24 00:04:02,029 --> 00:04:03,552 Come on! Come on, come one. 25 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:05,772 What? 26 00:04:19,264 --> 00:04:20,265 Alright? 27 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,624 - We love this! - Dad... 28 00:04:34,017 --> 00:04:35,323 - It's great. - Come on. 29 00:05:07,399 --> 00:05:08,661 Hey. 30 00:05:09,531 --> 00:05:11,141 Get in the back. 31 00:05:11,141 --> 00:05:13,274 - What? - Can you get in the back? 32 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:16,756 Why do I have to go in the back? 33 00:05:16,756 --> 00:05:18,801 Because I'm asking you so nicely. 34 00:05:32,380 --> 00:05:35,209 Three weeks ago you said you were gonna go! 35 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:37,864 Sam's going. Everybody's ready to go but you. 36 00:05:37,864 --> 00:05:39,431 Yeah. Cause I'm... 37 00:05:44,436 --> 00:05:46,307 I don't care! Go without me. 38 00:05:47,003 --> 00:05:48,440 I'm fine, I'm fine! 39 00:05:51,443 --> 00:05:53,053 - Hey! - Little shit! 40 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,098 - You want me to...? - No, leave it. 41 00:05:55,098 --> 00:05:58,363 I don't wanna look at his ugly little face this weekend. 42 00:06:16,119 --> 00:06:17,512 - Are you sure? - Just drive. 43 00:06:17,512 --> 00:06:19,471 - Is Dylan not coming? - No. 44 00:06:19,471 --> 00:06:22,517 - Do you want me to try? - No, no. 45 00:06:22,517 --> 00:06:24,650 Let's just go. 46 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:26,782 Stephanie's gonna fucking love this. 47 00:06:42,711 --> 00:06:45,061 - God. - You want me to drive? 48 00:06:45,061 --> 00:06:47,455 - Not really. - Watch out for this guy. 49 00:06:47,455 --> 00:06:51,372 I see him. Got the two eyes. They're going this way. 50 00:06:51,372 --> 00:06:54,941 That scaffolding has been there for 14 years. 51 00:06:54,941 --> 00:06:56,029 I'm not kidding. 52 00:06:56,029 --> 00:06:57,552 It's not cheap to have that up. 53 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:01,338 - You want this down? - No. Can you...? 54 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,688 Okay. Do you want it up? 55 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:05,430 Yeah. It's, like going in my face. 56 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:08,737 Thank you. 57 00:07:10,173 --> 00:07:11,958 - Matt... - There's a glitch. Sorry. 58 00:07:13,438 --> 00:07:15,614 Stop! 59 00:07:15,614 --> 00:07:17,833 - Thank you. - Some sort of wiring thing. 60 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:20,401 - Sure. - Something with the wires. 61 00:07:20,401 --> 00:07:22,229 Oh, there it goes. 62 00:07:47,515 --> 00:07:49,561 How many miles a day? 63 00:07:49,561 --> 00:07:51,867 Divided up, it should be eight or nine. 64 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,133 Have we done that much before? 65 00:07:57,133 --> 00:07:59,135 Well, it's all about the terrain. 66 00:07:59,135 --> 00:08:02,487 We have done the mileage, like we did on the Mirror trail. 67 00:08:03,226 --> 00:08:04,227 Remember? 68 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,492 So go pick him up! 69 00:08:07,492 --> 00:08:09,755 Well, then tell him to take the subway! 70 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:13,498 I don't care. 71 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,543 Good luck with that. 72 00:08:16,457 --> 00:08:17,502 Fuck. 73 00:08:40,263 --> 00:08:42,004 20.92. 74 00:08:42,004 --> 00:08:43,528 3.99 on sale. You want one? 75 00:08:43,528 --> 00:08:45,530 Matt, no. Put it all back. 76 00:08:45,530 --> 00:08:47,053 The umbrella will stay in the car. 77 00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:48,576 The rest is for tonight. 78 00:08:48,576 --> 00:08:51,405 You seriously need 16 ounces of jalapeno cheese? 79 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:52,928 - Yeah, I might. - I got it. 80 00:08:52,928 --> 00:08:56,758 No, I got it. I just booked an IBS commercial, so... 81 00:08:57,498 --> 00:08:59,021 You want some gum? 82 00:08:59,021 --> 00:09:00,588 No. I'm good. 83 00:09:00,588 --> 00:09:02,895 You need to learn to indulge yourself. 84 00:09:02,895 --> 00:09:06,072 Your dad likes to deny himself the simple pleasures in life. 85 00:09:06,072 --> 00:09:07,813 Because. I don't know, he's... 86 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:09,902 A pleasure for me is to not carry around 87 00:09:09,902 --> 00:09:12,731 a bunch of useless food that has no nutritional value. 88 00:09:12,731 --> 00:09:15,995 - This is, like, an ounce. - Ounces make pounds. 89 00:09:31,793 --> 00:09:33,360 Divorce is a lot of work. 90 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,798 But marriage was work and divorce was the fun part. 91 00:09:36,798 --> 00:09:39,453 It's all work and compromise. 92 00:09:40,889 --> 00:09:43,065 Tell me about one time you've compromised. 93 00:09:43,065 --> 00:09:45,590 That's the problem. April and I didn't compromise. 94 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:47,026 That's why we're divorced. 95 00:09:47,026 --> 00:09:49,594 Casey does all your compromising for you. 96 00:09:49,594 --> 00:09:51,683 Some marriages are easier than others. 97 00:09:51,683 --> 00:09:53,467 I need a Casey. 98 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:54,947 You've got to figure it out, 99 00:09:54,947 --> 00:09:56,557 make the old work with the new. 100 00:09:56,557 --> 00:09:59,125 I gave her the apartment. I didn't have to do that. 101 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:01,127 I mean, she's living in the apartment. 102 00:10:01,127 --> 00:10:02,998 His life's basically unchanged 103 00:10:02,998 --> 00:10:07,089 because I'm bending over backwards to make sure of it. 104 00:10:07,089 --> 00:10:09,526 What the fuck is he so angry about? 105 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,485 His parents' relationship ending? 106 00:10:12,007 --> 00:10:13,661 Oh, hello. 107 00:10:13,661 --> 00:10:15,620 Are you eavesdropping on us back there? 108 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:17,186 I'm literally a a foot away from you. 109 00:10:17,186 --> 00:10:19,058 Then why don't you weigh in? 110 00:10:19,058 --> 00:10:20,886 - On what? - On my dilemma. 111 00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:24,106 - What's your dilemma? - That everyone's mad at me. 112 00:10:24,106 --> 00:10:26,326 Sure, it's more complicated than that. 113 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,370 I don't know. 114 00:10:28,023 --> 00:10:29,329 Yeah, I guess. 115 00:10:31,766 --> 00:10:33,463 I don't know, maybe you should think about 116 00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:34,943 how it's complicated, 117 00:10:34,943 --> 00:10:38,512 like, specifically for Stephanie and Dylan. 118 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,645 And then you won't have a dilemma anymore. 119 00:10:40,645 --> 00:10:41,950 Just fix it. 120 00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:43,473 I'm just saying, think about it 121 00:10:43,473 --> 00:10:44,997 from everyone's perspective. 122 00:10:44,997 --> 00:10:46,781 That's all I do. I try to figure out 123 00:10:46,781 --> 00:10:48,000 what they're thinking. 124 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,437 Dad, can I drive? I'm carsick. 125 00:10:50,437 --> 00:10:52,526 You're sick because you're texting. 126 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,442 Dad. 127 00:10:55,442 --> 00:10:56,835 Shit. 128 00:10:56,835 --> 00:10:58,445 Can you check that, Sammy. 129 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:00,621 Better check. 130 00:11:02,318 --> 00:11:03,363 Sharon said, 131 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,582 "Did the approvals come through?" 132 00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:09,586 Text her that I spoke to my guy at the city. 133 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,718 We expect the approvals 134 00:11:10,718 --> 00:11:12,546 on the Tuesday after the holiday. 135 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,461 "My guy at the city..." 136 00:11:18,987 --> 00:11:21,381 - Okay. - What'd she say? 137 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,426 I don't know, I just sent it. 138 00:11:25,907 --> 00:11:27,604 Okay. She's typing. 139 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:28,649 Uh-huh. 140 00:11:29,258 --> 00:11:30,346 She said, 141 00:11:30,346 --> 00:11:32,740 "Construction must start by Tuesday." 142 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:34,829 Oh, for Christ's sake. Alright. 143 00:11:34,829 --> 00:11:35,830 Uh... 144 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:39,616 Just tell her, 145 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:43,316 "The work will be completed on the agreed upon date." 146 00:11:43,316 --> 00:11:44,621 It's kind of cold. 147 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:47,712 Well, what would you say? 148 00:11:47,712 --> 00:11:49,322 I don't know, like... 149 00:11:51,324 --> 00:11:52,586 "Even if we don't... 150 00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:56,198 Even if we aren't able to meet..." 151 00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:58,287 You can't just roll over for these women. 152 00:11:58,287 --> 00:11:59,941 They'll keep asking for the next thing. 153 00:11:59,941 --> 00:12:01,900 What do you mean, "these women"? 154 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,075 How stupid is it. 155 00:12:03,075 --> 00:12:04,511 This outdoor kitchen that is 156 00:12:04,511 --> 00:12:06,339 three feet from her indoor kitchen. 157 00:12:06,339 --> 00:12:08,080 Can you just call her? 158 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,604 - I'm driving. - Okay, let me drive. 159 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,868 Text her, "Roger that." 160 00:12:16,262 --> 00:12:19,047 - R, O, G, E... - Yeah, I got it. 161 00:12:23,051 --> 00:12:24,313 Sent it. 162 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,283 You could have left the umbrella. 163 00:12:37,283 --> 00:12:38,371 Yeah. 164 00:12:41,069 --> 00:12:42,984 You didn't tell me that we were sharing a room. 165 00:12:42,984 --> 00:12:44,159 Oh, God. 166 00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:45,465 You'll survive. 167 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:18,150 It was the biggest smile that her plastic surgery would allow. 168 00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:19,673 - Like this? - Like that. 169 00:13:23,242 --> 00:13:24,504 Oh, here it is. 170 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,071 Alright. You've got some cod. 171 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:27,159 Thank you. 172 00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:28,638 And a couple of burgers. 173 00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:31,424 - Here you go. - Thank you. 174 00:13:31,424 --> 00:13:32,817 - Another beer? - Yeah. 175 00:13:33,861 --> 00:13:35,428 Same. 176 00:13:44,219 --> 00:13:46,656 I don't think I've ever seen you eat this much. 177 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,311 This is a regular amount of food. 178 00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:50,965 I didn't know you ate meat. 179 00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:52,619 I thought you were a vegetarian. 180 00:13:52,619 --> 00:13:54,099 I eat meat at lunch. 181 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,143 Really? 182 00:13:55,143 --> 00:13:56,797 I've never been a vegetarian, Dad. 183 00:13:56,797 --> 00:13:58,930 You seem like one, though. Don't you think? 184 00:13:58,930 --> 00:14:01,193 - Sort of. Yeah. - Just a little bit? 185 00:14:01,193 --> 00:14:02,759 - No. - Slight...? 186 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,588 - No. - A shading of vegetarianism. 187 00:14:05,588 --> 00:14:06,720 - No. - No? 188 00:14:10,898 --> 00:14:12,030 Get your own. 189 00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:16,251 Fair trade. 190 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,650 I don't want your frozen fish. 191 00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:24,956 You'll be dreaming of it 192 00:14:24,956 --> 00:14:27,567 after three days of powdered peanut butter. 193 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:31,701 I like the peanut butter. It's good. I put it in my smoothies and stuff. 194 00:14:31,701 --> 00:14:35,009 - Jesse's addicted, too. - Who's Jesse? Your lady friend? 195 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:40,754 You have a little food on your lip. 196 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,929 She's my friend. 197 00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:42,930 What's her deal? 198 00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:46,803 Um. 199 00:14:48,327 --> 00:14:50,590 She's going to NYU next year for photography. 200 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,897 You're lucky, man. This one likes girls. 201 00:14:52,897 --> 00:14:55,377 Boys are fucked up. 202 00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:58,076 You should see Dylan's browser history. 203 00:14:58,076 --> 00:15:00,556 The internet is a dark place. 204 00:15:01,557 --> 00:15:03,951 I tried to tell him that. 205 00:15:03,951 --> 00:15:07,433 The search terms are from a fucking horror movie. 206 00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,961 I wish we were four, 207 00:15:13,961 --> 00:15:15,484 but three will do. 208 00:16:05,056 --> 00:16:06,100 Eww! 209 00:16:08,059 --> 00:16:09,234 This was today? 210 00:16:14,935 --> 00:16:16,067 Jesse! 211 00:17:04,811 --> 00:17:07,596 - Miércoles is Wednesday. - Right. 212 00:17:07,596 --> 00:17:09,207 Sábado is Saturday. 213 00:17:10,382 --> 00:17:12,514 - Yeah. - What is Monday? 214 00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:15,691 - Lunes? - Lunes. Is martes Tuesday? 215 00:17:15,691 --> 00:17:18,912 - Maybe. I don't know. - Lunes, martes, miércoles. 216 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,610 - Thursday... - Viernes Is Friday, right? 217 00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:24,657 Yeah. Sabado. Is domingo Sunday? 218 00:17:24,657 --> 00:17:26,311 Domingo. Yeah, maybe domingo. 219 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,748 We have six out of seven. That's not fucking bad. 220 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,588 We're leaving. 221 00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:56,052 Okay, so on this curve, just easy. 222 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,794 - Easy. - I'm taking them easy. 223 00:18:58,794 --> 00:19:00,013 Yeah, yeah. 224 00:19:01,232 --> 00:19:03,495 It's just sometimes it doesn't feel easy. 225 00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:07,412 I'm just driving. 226 00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,283 Okay, slow down a little bit. 227 00:19:09,283 --> 00:19:11,155 I'm going the speed limit. 228 00:19:11,155 --> 00:19:12,721 You're actually going five miles over. 229 00:19:12,721 --> 00:19:16,029 I'm not. And you always go at least ten over. 230 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,423 That is my privilege as father. 231 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,076 She's a better driver than you, man. 232 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,991 That's because I taught her. 233 00:19:21,991 --> 00:19:23,602 Thank you, Matt. 234 00:19:23,602 --> 00:19:25,169 Take a left up here. 235 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,143 Okay. 236 00:20:28,275 --> 00:20:29,276 Damn! That's heavy. 237 00:20:30,277 --> 00:20:31,974 - You're joking. - What? 238 00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:35,456 We are hiking all day. 239 00:20:35,456 --> 00:20:36,718 Yeah. 240 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,198 So it's going to be be a lot heavier 241 00:20:38,198 --> 00:20:39,678 after an hour or seven. 242 00:20:39,678 --> 00:20:40,722 I'm fine. 243 00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:42,898 Uh-huh. Take that off. 244 00:20:42,898 --> 00:20:45,553 Let's do a little necessity inspection. 245 00:20:45,553 --> 00:20:47,642 - Oh my God. - Oh my God! 246 00:20:48,426 --> 00:20:49,470 That is heavy. 247 00:20:50,819 --> 00:20:53,431 What the hell do you have in here? 248 00:20:53,431 --> 00:20:54,693 Okay. 249 00:20:59,219 --> 00:21:00,786 It's this thing. 250 00:21:01,874 --> 00:21:03,789 What am I feeling here? 251 00:21:03,789 --> 00:21:05,312 Oh my God. You think you're even 252 00:21:05,312 --> 00:21:06,966 going to make a dent in that? 253 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,011 I'm not gonna twiddle my thumbs at night. 254 00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:10,448 I brought playing cards. 255 00:21:10,448 --> 00:21:13,146 Another extravagance I don't approve of. 256 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,801 Oh, in here is something you could have lived without. 257 00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,113 And more denim. 258 00:21:24,113 --> 00:21:26,638 I'm not going to wear the same pair of jeans for three days. 259 00:21:26,638 --> 00:21:28,814 You shouldn't be wearing jeans at all! 260 00:21:28,814 --> 00:21:31,730 My God, Matt! 261 00:21:31,730 --> 00:21:33,819 This weight is going to be killing you. 262 00:21:33,819 --> 00:21:37,692 - I can handle it. - You have, like, four cups. 263 00:21:37,692 --> 00:21:39,607 Like, how many do you need? 264 00:22:42,366 --> 00:22:44,063 Hey, what's your favorite color? 265 00:22:45,325 --> 00:22:48,459 - I don't know. Blue? - But is it really blue? 266 00:22:49,808 --> 00:22:51,157 I don't know. Does it matter? 267 00:22:51,157 --> 00:22:52,288 I always wonder. 268 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,681 When people ask me that question, 269 00:22:53,681 --> 00:22:55,466 if I'm giving a real answer, 270 00:22:55,466 --> 00:22:57,119 or if I'm just saying the first thing 271 00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:58,382 that pops into my head? 272 00:22:59,731 --> 00:23:01,036 Who asks a grown man what his favorite color is? 273 00:23:01,036 --> 00:23:02,386 You would be surprised. 274 00:23:02,386 --> 00:23:04,126 I always say orange, but I think 275 00:23:04,126 --> 00:23:06,172 I only say that because it's bright. 276 00:23:06,172 --> 00:23:07,695 Not all oranges are bright. 277 00:23:07,695 --> 00:23:09,958 I guess I'm talking about bright orange. 278 00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:11,656 You're an odd man. 279 00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:14,093 I didn't think bright orange existed in nature 280 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:16,312 until I saw this mushroom cap. 281 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:17,401 It was fucking neon. 282 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:21,840 Oh, and newts. There's an orange newt. 283 00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:25,757 You know newts have been in space? 284 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,108 A lot of animals have been in space. 285 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:30,979 So it doesn't move you at all 286 00:23:30,979 --> 00:23:33,417 to think about this tiny amphibian 287 00:23:33,417 --> 00:23:35,854 being plucked from the forest floor 288 00:23:35,854 --> 00:23:37,856 and flung into outer space? 289 00:23:45,646 --> 00:23:48,432 I think I could have been a philosopher in another life. 290 00:23:48,432 --> 00:23:50,390 I would have been happy with that life. 291 00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:51,957 It's not really a job, is it? 292 00:23:51,957 --> 00:23:53,524 I'm talking about fantasy. 293 00:23:53,524 --> 00:23:55,569 You could be a philosophy professor 294 00:23:55,569 --> 00:23:57,136 who wrote on the side. 295 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,486 Yeah, a philosopher. 296 00:23:59,486 --> 00:24:01,793 - What about you? - What do you mean? 297 00:24:01,793 --> 00:24:02,924 In another life. 298 00:24:02,924 --> 00:24:05,100 I'm happy with the one I've made now. 299 00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:06,667 If you had to choose. 300 00:24:08,016 --> 00:24:09,583 Bookshop owner. 301 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,716 What about you, Sam? 302 00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:14,066 I feel like I still get to choose this life. 303 00:24:14,066 --> 00:24:17,025 You better not waste it, cause you only get one. 304 00:24:17,025 --> 00:24:19,941 Nobody can say you haven't made the most of it. 305 00:24:19,941 --> 00:24:21,639 What's that supposed to mean? 306 00:24:21,639 --> 00:24:23,510 Just that you've enjoyed life. 307 00:24:24,598 --> 00:24:27,688 - And? - And it's a good thing. 308 00:24:27,688 --> 00:24:29,821 Well, you've enjoyed life too. 309 00:24:29,821 --> 00:24:32,127 It's not an accusation, man. 310 00:24:32,127 --> 00:24:33,781 It feels a little accusy. 311 00:25:56,211 --> 00:25:57,735 Oh, for crying out loud. 312 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:48,307 How was your nature pee? 313 00:26:49,787 --> 00:26:50,744 It's great. 314 00:26:56,576 --> 00:26:58,926 The bars were supposed to be packed on top. 315 00:26:58,926 --> 00:27:00,319 You packed the bars. 316 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,954 I think I could do it. 317 00:27:26,954 --> 00:27:29,478 People train for, like, a year, Matt. 318 00:27:29,478 --> 00:27:31,829 But if I had to, like, gun to my head, 319 00:27:31,829 --> 00:27:33,787 I would get through it. 320 00:27:33,787 --> 00:27:37,138 There's a whole strategy. It's not just, like, running. 321 00:27:37,138 --> 00:27:39,184 It's training certain muscles to perform 322 00:27:39,184 --> 00:27:40,664 in a certain way, about pace. 323 00:27:40,664 --> 00:27:42,230 You can't just jump into it. 324 00:27:42,230 --> 00:27:44,755 Then how come there's always some 80-year-old dude 325 00:27:44,755 --> 00:27:46,452 hustling with the 25-year-olds? 326 00:27:46,452 --> 00:27:49,020 Because he's probably been doing it his whole life. 327 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:52,066 The impression I get is that his wife died 328 00:27:52,066 --> 00:27:53,764 and he needs a purpose in life. 329 00:27:53,764 --> 00:27:57,811 Okay. But I think for you, since we're talking about you, 330 00:27:57,811 --> 00:28:00,248 I think it's going to take more than just grief 331 00:28:00,248 --> 00:28:02,555 to get you in the marathon flow. 332 00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:03,991 I'll train. 333 00:28:03,991 --> 00:28:06,385 I'm just saying, you want to ease your way into that. 334 00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:08,430 I don't think you want to, like... 335 00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:09,867 It's like steps. 336 00:28:09,867 --> 00:28:12,739 You're just jealous because I can run a marathon. 337 00:28:12,739 --> 00:28:15,524 I'm not jealous that you can run a marathon 338 00:28:15,524 --> 00:28:19,137 because you haven't run a marathon. 339 00:28:19,137 --> 00:28:21,226 But you get back to me when that happens. 340 00:28:21,226 --> 00:28:22,531 Count on it. 341 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,161 Come on. 342 00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:11,058 Just keep it coming. 343 00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:18,587 Can you hand me your sleeping bag? 344 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:23,679 Yeah. I realized a lot of miles ago 345 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,333 that I left it in the car. 346 00:29:26,770 --> 00:29:28,249 Are you serious? 347 00:29:28,249 --> 00:29:29,990 What are you going to sleep in? 348 00:29:32,601 --> 00:29:34,952 - What's up? - Matt forgot his sleeping bag 349 00:29:34,952 --> 00:29:36,301 You're gonna be cold. 350 00:29:36,301 --> 00:29:37,955 I got a beanie. 351 00:29:37,955 --> 00:29:39,478 I did send you a list. 352 00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:41,828 I thought that was the stuff you were bringing. 353 00:29:41,828 --> 00:29:44,091 Interesting you managed to bring booze 354 00:29:44,091 --> 00:29:45,963 and didn't bring a sleeping bag. 355 00:29:45,963 --> 00:29:48,052 I figured I'd need it for the cold. 356 00:30:44,325 --> 00:30:46,153 Fucking lighter. 357 00:30:46,153 --> 00:30:49,156 Sam, do you know where the lighter is? 358 00:30:49,156 --> 00:30:51,506 Why don't you just rub sticks together? 359 00:30:55,597 --> 00:30:57,164 Thank you. 360 00:30:57,164 --> 00:30:58,426 Trail friends! 361 00:30:58,426 --> 00:30:59,471 Hey, company! 362 00:31:01,908 --> 00:31:03,475 Other people! 363 00:31:03,475 --> 00:31:05,477 - What's up? - Hey. 364 00:31:06,957 --> 00:31:08,393 Hello. 365 00:31:08,393 --> 00:31:10,786 - Welcome. - It's a nice little spot you got here. 366 00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:12,397 - Good real estate. - Thanks. 367 00:31:12,397 --> 00:31:13,615 And this is nice. 368 00:31:13,615 --> 00:31:16,575 Is this vintage? 369 00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,707 Yeah, well, I'm vintage, so... 370 00:31:21,406 --> 00:31:22,929 He's going to be vintage cold 371 00:31:22,929 --> 00:31:24,931 because he forgot his sleeping bag. 372 00:31:26,193 --> 00:31:27,847 You want to borrow mine, big guy? 373 00:31:27,847 --> 00:31:29,327 Yeah. This guy runs hot. 374 00:31:29,327 --> 00:31:30,328 No. I'm good. 375 00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:32,243 You should take it. 376 00:31:32,243 --> 00:31:33,984 I'm gonna be monastic about it. 377 00:31:33,984 --> 00:31:36,073 No frills. Just me and the forest floor. 378 00:31:36,073 --> 00:31:38,814 Cool. Yeah. Me too. So say if you need it. 379 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:39,903 Great. Thanks. 380 00:31:39,903 --> 00:31:41,513 Hey, I want the flat spot tonight. 381 00:31:41,513 --> 00:31:43,210 I was on a hill last night. 382 00:31:43,210 --> 00:31:45,647 Okay, let's get one thing straight, though. 383 00:31:45,647 --> 00:31:47,084 That's the pee rock. 384 00:31:47,084 --> 00:31:49,564 And then 40 meters that way, that's the poop rock. 385 00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:52,263 Are they staying here? 386 00:31:52,263 --> 00:31:54,308 That's fine. Is that my cup? 387 00:31:54,308 --> 00:31:56,397 - Are they staying here? - It's fine. 388 00:31:56,397 --> 00:32:00,097 It sucks when you need to pee and you see a poop right next to it. 389 00:32:00,097 --> 00:32:01,968 I'm gonna go scout a poop spot. 390 00:32:01,968 --> 00:32:03,491 I'll scout a pee spot. 391 00:32:22,597 --> 00:32:23,598 Not yet. 392 00:32:26,297 --> 00:32:27,254 Patience. 393 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:30,954 Careful. 394 00:32:30,954 --> 00:32:31,955 I'm careful. 395 00:32:34,218 --> 00:32:36,220 I know how to cut a scallion, Dad. 396 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,569 Totally. 397 00:32:37,569 --> 00:32:41,703 My girlfriend at the time was a witch. 398 00:32:41,703 --> 00:32:43,836 - And... - Hook me up. 399 00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:48,101 You know, she kind of got me into doing a daily reading and... 400 00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:52,627 But then I actually found a lot of value. 401 00:32:54,064 --> 00:32:56,501 You know, kind of just a nice framework 402 00:32:56,501 --> 00:32:59,634 to kind of approach the day. 403 00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:01,854 Oh yeah. 404 00:33:03,203 --> 00:33:04,335 Perfect. 405 00:33:04,335 --> 00:33:06,815 - I haven't had a reading. - Oh. 406 00:33:06,815 --> 00:33:08,121 I'm interested. 407 00:33:08,121 --> 00:33:10,602 I'd love to do one for you if you don't mind. 408 00:33:10,602 --> 00:33:13,518 - Tonight? - I don't have my deck on me. 409 00:33:13,518 --> 00:33:15,781 - I have a deck. - You have a deck on you? 410 00:33:15,781 --> 00:33:17,304 When do you put the scallions? 411 00:33:17,304 --> 00:33:18,740 What kind of deck do you use? 412 00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:20,307 You garnish with the scallions. 413 00:33:20,307 --> 00:33:22,179 Oh, I see, it's a garnish. 414 00:33:22,179 --> 00:33:23,615 Put it on top. 415 00:33:23,615 --> 00:33:25,095 It doesn't go in with the rest. 416 00:33:25,095 --> 00:33:27,053 She knows what she's doing. 417 00:33:34,626 --> 00:33:37,411 That's a very steady pour. Did you notice that, Matt? 418 00:33:37,411 --> 00:33:38,717 It's a very steady pour. 419 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,592 Do you guys want chili flakes? 420 00:33:44,592 --> 00:33:45,680 Yes, please. 421 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,682 - I want everything. - All of it? 422 00:33:47,682 --> 00:33:49,858 Well, not the whole bottle of chili flakes. 423 00:33:49,858 --> 00:33:50,946 Of course not. 424 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:52,861 I'd like the whole complement, 425 00:33:52,861 --> 00:33:54,167 the little magical things 426 00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:56,822 in that plastic bag that you brought. 427 00:33:56,822 --> 00:33:58,737 - Cheers, boys. - Cheers. 428 00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:00,130 - Cheers. - Cheers, guys. 429 00:34:00,130 --> 00:34:01,522 Love you guys. 430 00:34:03,176 --> 00:34:04,264 Mmm. 431 00:34:04,264 --> 00:34:05,265 Mmm! 432 00:34:08,094 --> 00:34:09,791 - It's yours. - Thank you, Sam. 433 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:14,448 Thank you. 434 00:34:14,448 --> 00:34:15,928 God, this smells good. 435 00:34:28,114 --> 00:34:30,377 You guys are like little monsters. 436 00:34:42,824 --> 00:34:43,956 You okay? 437 00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:46,654 It's just... 438 00:34:48,656 --> 00:34:49,962 It's just so good. 439 00:34:57,448 --> 00:34:59,798 I wish Dylan was here so he could try it. 440 00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:14,291 What was our first hike? 441 00:35:14,291 --> 00:35:16,641 Was it the year we graduated? 442 00:35:16,641 --> 00:35:19,078 It was a year after we were out of college. 443 00:35:19,078 --> 00:35:21,733 You just started dating April. God, she was hot. 444 00:35:22,908 --> 00:35:25,650 You're talking about Sam's mother, Matt. 445 00:35:25,650 --> 00:35:26,781 I know Mom's hot. 446 00:35:26,781 --> 00:35:28,566 You guys had just started dating. 447 00:35:28,566 --> 00:35:31,438 I was super pissed that you brought her along. 448 00:35:31,438 --> 00:35:34,180 She was the only one that knew where we were going. 449 00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:36,487 She did everything. We were hopeless. 450 00:35:36,487 --> 00:35:40,012 You were hopeless. It was such a crazy idea. 451 00:35:40,012 --> 00:35:42,797 So we're going up this steep mountain road... 452 00:35:42,797 --> 00:35:43,885 With the cliff. 453 00:35:43,885 --> 00:35:45,713 Like, two inches from the edge. 454 00:35:45,713 --> 00:35:49,021 You could see skid marks going off the cliff. 455 00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:50,414 And it was pitch black. 456 00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:52,807 Couldn't see a thing, not even a moon out. 457 00:35:52,807 --> 00:35:56,202 April had to tape a flashlight to the cliff side of the car. 458 00:35:56,202 --> 00:36:00,511 And it's a 200-dollar beater of a car that we had. 459 00:36:00,511 --> 00:36:01,947 A disaster. That wasn't even 460 00:36:01,947 --> 00:36:03,644 the weird part of the whole trip. 461 00:36:05,168 --> 00:36:06,995 - What was her name? - Angela. 462 00:36:06,995 --> 00:36:08,693 - Angela. - Who's Angela? 463 00:36:08,693 --> 00:36:10,825 She wore flip-flops the whole... 464 00:36:10,825 --> 00:36:12,653 I was dating her. She wore... 465 00:36:12,653 --> 00:36:15,047 Yeah. Matt couldn't handle being alone, 466 00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:17,180 so he manifests this female to bring along. 467 00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:18,659 Well, we properly did it. 468 00:36:18,659 --> 00:36:21,793 She'd met my mom, but she wore... 469 00:36:21,793 --> 00:36:24,056 She hiked in flip-flops. 470 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:25,188 The whole time! 471 00:36:25,188 --> 00:36:28,495 I even know that you don't do that. 472 00:36:28,495 --> 00:36:30,149 But then she just left. 473 00:36:30,149 --> 00:36:31,977 - Do you remember that? - I remember. 474 00:36:31,977 --> 00:36:33,326 And we only had one car. 475 00:36:33,326 --> 00:36:34,545 I don't know how she... 476 00:36:34,545 --> 00:36:36,329 She walked home in her flip-flops? 477 00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:39,811 Was something wrong with her? She was schizophrenic or...? 478 00:36:39,811 --> 00:36:41,639 Yeah, but I don't... 479 00:36:41,639 --> 00:36:43,597 I don't think that's why she left. 480 00:36:43,597 --> 00:36:44,859 I mean, maybe... 481 00:36:44,859 --> 00:36:47,427 It's because you farted her out of the tent. 482 00:36:48,602 --> 00:36:50,213 You two are fools. 483 00:36:54,782 --> 00:36:58,438 In the tarot, the fool's actually awesome. 484 00:36:58,438 --> 00:37:00,397 It's like a... 485 00:37:01,354 --> 00:37:03,008 innocent adventurer. 486 00:37:04,879 --> 00:37:06,707 I hope I'm a fool. When I'm old. 487 00:37:06,707 --> 00:37:08,883 You can't play that. Aces are not high. 488 00:37:08,883 --> 00:37:10,015 Since when? 489 00:37:10,015 --> 00:37:11,799 The beginning of the 19th century. 490 00:37:11,799 --> 00:37:13,453 When the game was invented. 491 00:37:17,501 --> 00:37:18,545 Walking is cool. 492 00:37:19,285 --> 00:37:21,113 I love walking. 493 00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:23,420 Yeah. Our buddy Josh was supposed to come too, 494 00:37:23,420 --> 00:37:24,595 but his cousin died, 495 00:37:24,595 --> 00:37:26,466 and now he's walking to Canada. 496 00:37:26,466 --> 00:37:28,251 - Yeah. - To honor his cousin. 497 00:37:28,251 --> 00:37:30,122 Did his cousin walk? 498 00:37:30,122 --> 00:37:32,559 No. His cousin died. 499 00:37:32,559 --> 00:37:34,648 When I was in my 20s, my ex and I, 500 00:37:34,648 --> 00:37:37,129 we hiked through Patagonia. 501 00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:39,262 - Oh, we did that! - Took a lifetime. 502 00:37:39,262 --> 00:37:40,306 We did that last year. 503 00:37:40,306 --> 00:37:42,308 We did six weeks in South America. 504 00:37:42,308 --> 00:37:44,876 We've got to get back there. 505 00:37:44,876 --> 00:37:47,270 You guys ever go to Alaska? 506 00:37:47,270 --> 00:37:50,142 Yeah, we did rovers, like, three years ago. 507 00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:51,665 It's too cold for me. 508 00:37:51,665 --> 00:37:54,407 It's cold. I don't like that too much. 509 00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:55,408 Wow. 510 00:37:56,801 --> 00:38:01,762 Well, I'm thinking of doing a trek across China. 511 00:38:01,762 --> 00:38:04,896 Putting a crew together three to four weeks next year. 512 00:38:04,896 --> 00:38:07,594 Are you? How's Casey gonna feel about that? 513 00:38:07,594 --> 00:38:09,683 What do you mean? She'd come with. 514 00:38:09,683 --> 00:38:10,858 With the kid? 515 00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:14,514 This guy looks old, but he actually has a baby. 516 00:38:14,514 --> 00:38:16,211 Whoa! 517 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,170 Seriously, how's Casey gonna feel like 518 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:19,737 if you take off for a month. 519 00:38:19,737 --> 00:38:21,956 I don't consider it taking off. 520 00:38:21,956 --> 00:38:25,917 You know, the best thing you can do is have a family. 521 00:38:25,917 --> 00:38:29,529 That's the last step in your maturity. 522 00:38:29,529 --> 00:38:32,619 And sometimes they're gonna hate you. And sometimes... 523 00:38:34,708 --> 00:38:35,840 they gonna even want 524 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,537 to hang out with you, like this one. 525 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:42,499 Would you consider trekking across China with me? 526 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,720 Yeah, that sounds cool. 527 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,461 I'd trek across China with you, man. 528 00:38:48,461 --> 00:38:49,636 I'm in. 529 00:38:49,636 --> 00:38:51,159 Now we've got our team. 530 00:38:51,159 --> 00:38:52,291 Matt, you come too, 531 00:38:52,291 --> 00:38:54,119 but you got to work on your core. 532 00:38:58,602 --> 00:39:00,038 I gotta piss. 533 00:39:26,194 --> 00:39:28,109 - Are you sleeping? - I am. 534 00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:31,722 OK. 535 00:41:00,550 --> 00:41:02,029 - It's ready now. - It's not. 536 00:41:02,029 --> 00:41:03,814 It's gotta get to a full boil. 537 00:41:03,814 --> 00:41:06,512 Otherwise, the bean doesn't... 538 00:41:08,558 --> 00:41:09,863 ...meet its potential. 539 00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:12,605 You need the bean to meet it's potential. 540 00:41:14,607 --> 00:41:15,565 Okay. 541 00:41:22,049 --> 00:41:23,094 Hey. 542 00:41:24,051 --> 00:41:25,052 How'd you sleep? 543 00:41:25,792 --> 00:41:26,880 Soundly. 544 00:41:30,536 --> 00:41:32,277 Were you one with the forest? 545 00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:54,517 A slug. 546 00:41:59,173 --> 00:42:00,174 Oh yeah. 547 00:42:20,804 --> 00:42:23,067 You probably shouldn't eat food in the tent. 548 00:42:23,067 --> 00:42:24,590 I need my night snacks. 549 00:42:24,590 --> 00:42:27,506 You had food in the tent last night? 550 00:42:27,506 --> 00:42:29,856 - Just a little bit. - What were you thinking?! 551 00:42:29,856 --> 00:42:32,076 A bear can smell a fucking blueberry, Matt! 552 00:42:32,076 --> 00:42:34,861 - I have low blood sugar. - I don't care what you have! 553 00:42:34,861 --> 00:42:37,385 Be reckless with your kid! That's my daughter! 554 00:42:37,385 --> 00:42:38,996 - Dad, it's okay. - Okay. Chill. 555 00:42:38,996 --> 00:42:40,650 - No, it's not! - Chill, chill. 556 00:42:43,087 --> 00:42:44,828 He's right. I'm sorry, Christopher. 557 00:43:50,371 --> 00:43:51,459 French fries, 558 00:43:51,459 --> 00:43:54,158 soggy from the oil, but still crispy, 559 00:43:54,158 --> 00:43:55,420 dipped in mayonnaise. 560 00:43:57,117 --> 00:44:00,381 Strawberry milkshake. Very cold. 561 00:44:00,381 --> 00:44:05,082 Okay. Wedge salad with a ribeye and creamed spinach. 562 00:44:05,082 --> 00:44:06,300 And two martinis. 563 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:07,475 Um... 564 00:44:08,476 --> 00:44:10,478 Fried chicken sandwich I had 565 00:44:10,478 --> 00:44:13,351 I had that had this, like, jalapeno coleslaw. 566 00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:16,049 Soup dumplings, piping hot, 567 00:44:16,049 --> 00:44:19,662 but cool enough you don't burn your mouth. 568 00:44:19,662 --> 00:44:21,489 Grilled cheese with American cheese, 569 00:44:21,489 --> 00:44:23,796 tomato and a Coke. 570 00:44:23,796 --> 00:44:26,320 - Very cold, from the can. - You know what? 571 00:44:27,452 --> 00:44:30,585 Just a simple fried egg 572 00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:35,286 with bacon and sausage and hash browns, 573 00:44:35,286 --> 00:44:37,592 and two blueberry pancakes with maple syrup. 574 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:38,681 And also a waffle. 575 00:44:40,030 --> 00:44:41,771 Sounds reasonable. 576 00:44:43,773 --> 00:44:45,775 - Here. - Nah... 577 00:44:46,863 --> 00:44:48,212 We're gonna get more. 578 00:44:48,212 --> 00:44:50,562 No. I'm good. Okay, give me that water. 579 00:44:58,962 --> 00:45:00,267 Okay, let's do this. 580 00:46:44,676 --> 00:46:46,069 This make our top five? 581 00:46:49,028 --> 00:46:50,813 Yeah, I think it does. 582 00:46:56,862 --> 00:46:57,820 Oh. 583 00:46:58,821 --> 00:47:00,431 This must be the elevation. 584 00:47:14,227 --> 00:47:16,012 Everything okay with work? 585 00:47:16,664 --> 00:47:17,883 Yeah, I'm fine. 586 00:47:20,277 --> 00:47:22,932 Yeah. I didn't come up here to think about that. 587 00:47:40,819 --> 00:47:42,081 Oh, Jesus. 588 00:47:43,169 --> 00:47:44,388 Okay. 589 00:47:45,389 --> 00:47:46,390 No more. 590 00:47:56,139 --> 00:47:57,488 Dad. 591 00:47:57,488 --> 00:47:58,576 Stop. 592 00:47:58,576 --> 00:47:59,838 What? 593 00:47:59,838 --> 00:48:01,622 - No. - Come on. 594 00:48:03,711 --> 00:48:06,105 Hey, Matt, will you take a picture of us? 595 00:48:18,291 --> 00:48:19,945 Let's see. 596 00:48:19,945 --> 00:48:21,164 Okay. 597 00:48:22,513 --> 00:48:24,515 - Thank you. - You can see my bald spot. 598 00:48:24,515 --> 00:48:26,647 - Isn't that nice? - I like that one. 599 00:48:28,301 --> 00:48:31,783 We got to do this more often. I got to do this more often. 600 00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:33,176 I got to, like, hike 601 00:48:33,176 --> 00:48:36,005 the whole West Coast or something. 602 00:48:36,005 --> 00:48:37,920 Yeah. You should. 603 00:48:39,878 --> 00:48:40,879 Why? 604 00:48:42,011 --> 00:48:43,926 No. Absolutely. 605 00:48:43,926 --> 00:48:44,927 Dad... 606 00:48:47,146 --> 00:48:48,104 What? 607 00:48:53,587 --> 00:48:54,937 You should do that. 608 00:48:55,894 --> 00:48:56,939 That'd be fun. 609 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:27,882 It's so quiet. 610 00:50:25,766 --> 00:50:26,767 Oh. 611 00:50:28,117 --> 00:50:31,946 Alright. You ready to be freaked the fuck out? 612 00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:33,644 This is gonna be so fucking scary 613 00:50:33,644 --> 00:50:35,124 you're gonna shit your pants. 614 00:50:35,124 --> 00:50:37,474 Oh, okay. 615 00:50:37,474 --> 00:50:39,128 Okay. 616 00:50:39,128 --> 00:50:41,652 So this happened to Allison, 617 00:50:41,652 --> 00:50:43,393 who works for me. 618 00:50:45,003 --> 00:50:46,091 And she was, uh... 619 00:50:46,091 --> 00:50:50,574 She is a very nice girl. 620 00:50:50,574 --> 00:50:53,490 But she's had such a terrible time 621 00:50:53,490 --> 00:50:55,318 meeting guys, right? 622 00:50:55,318 --> 00:50:56,406 Very bad luck. 623 00:50:56,406 --> 00:50:58,712 But finally she meets this guy online, 624 00:50:58,712 --> 00:51:03,195 and she's smitten with him, and he is smitten with her. 625 00:51:03,195 --> 00:51:05,371 And, in fact, they're a couple of smittens. 626 00:51:08,113 --> 00:51:12,030 And he has a cabin in the woods. 627 00:51:12,813 --> 00:51:14,685 In... in... 628 00:51:14,685 --> 00:51:15,860 deep woods. 629 00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:17,253 Oh my God. 630 00:51:17,253 --> 00:51:18,341 What? 631 00:51:20,473 --> 00:51:22,171 This is... 632 00:51:22,171 --> 00:51:24,173 Focus! This is... 633 00:51:24,173 --> 00:51:26,392 Anyway, so they go up there. 634 00:51:29,917 --> 00:51:32,529 There's no internet and no cell service. 635 00:51:32,529 --> 00:51:35,358 Oh, and there was a sound outside. 636 00:51:35,358 --> 00:51:37,795 And so she's like, I should go outside 637 00:51:37,795 --> 00:51:39,710 and see what's out there. 638 00:51:39,710 --> 00:51:41,146 Is it an animal? 639 00:51:41,146 --> 00:51:45,194 And so she opens the door 640 00:51:45,194 --> 00:51:49,067 and she steps outside. 641 00:51:49,067 --> 00:51:50,895 Dad, you're terrible at this. 642 00:51:53,245 --> 00:51:55,117 This is real! 643 00:51:55,117 --> 00:51:56,770 You're supposed to be confident 644 00:51:56,770 --> 00:51:58,511 in all your details and everything. 645 00:51:58,511 --> 00:52:01,166 - That's what makes it scary. - It wasn't an animal. 646 00:52:01,166 --> 00:52:04,474 It was the ex-girlfriend. She had a knife or something. 647 00:52:04,474 --> 00:52:07,346 Maybe it was the neighbor. Anyway, the end. 648 00:52:07,346 --> 00:52:10,306 I was just getting going. You have no patience. 649 00:52:10,306 --> 00:52:12,351 Dad... 650 00:52:12,351 --> 00:52:14,527 That was the worst. Okay, I've got one. 651 00:52:14,527 --> 00:52:16,486 And this is a real-life true story 652 00:52:16,486 --> 00:52:18,227 that you better brace yourself for 653 00:52:18,227 --> 00:52:20,229 because it's fucking spooky. 654 00:52:20,229 --> 00:52:22,448 So there's this guy. 655 00:52:22,448 --> 00:52:24,146 We'll call him... 656 00:52:24,146 --> 00:52:25,451 Smatt. 657 00:52:25,451 --> 00:52:27,192 No, Pat, we'll call him Pat. 658 00:52:27,192 --> 00:52:30,064 So Pat is a successful man of stage and screen. 659 00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:32,241 For example, he has a recurring role 660 00:52:32,241 --> 00:52:34,112 in an early 2000' crime drama 661 00:52:34,112 --> 00:52:37,202 and with that money, he buys an apartment. 662 00:52:37,202 --> 00:52:39,465 And he's living high on the hog. 663 00:52:39,465 --> 00:52:41,772 People love him and he's got a wife, 664 00:52:41,772 --> 00:52:44,122 and soon he'll have a son. 665 00:52:44,122 --> 00:52:46,777 And everybody is living high on the hog 666 00:52:46,777 --> 00:52:51,651 until work starts to dry up and he can't book. 667 00:52:51,651 --> 00:52:54,654 And the residuals only take him so far. 668 00:52:54,654 --> 00:52:56,961 And his wife is a poet, 669 00:52:56,961 --> 00:52:58,528 which to her credit, 670 00:52:58,528 --> 00:53:02,227 she did start teaching adult ESL classes at night. 671 00:53:02,227 --> 00:53:05,491 But it's not gonna put the boy through college. 672 00:53:05,491 --> 00:53:07,928 So Patty boy starts to panic. 673 00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:11,584 And another actor friend of his 674 00:53:11,584 --> 00:53:13,238 sells blenders on commission. 675 00:53:13,238 --> 00:53:17,634 So on his darkest day, Pat signs on. 676 00:53:17,634 --> 00:53:19,810 And you know what? He's amazing. 677 00:53:19,810 --> 00:53:23,553 He's great at selling toasters and blenders. 678 00:53:23,553 --> 00:53:26,208 He's so good, in fact, that they pay him 679 00:53:26,208 --> 00:53:28,122 to train the other employees 680 00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:29,385 and they fly him to Vegas, 681 00:53:29,385 --> 00:53:31,256 they put him up at Caesars Palace. 682 00:53:31,256 --> 00:53:35,086 He's training hundreds of failed actors 683 00:53:35,086 --> 00:53:37,871 to sell these products. 684 00:53:37,871 --> 00:53:41,223 And one night at the craps table, 685 00:53:42,441 --> 00:53:46,402 a female trainee puts her hand on his knee 686 00:53:46,402 --> 00:53:49,361 and she asks him up to her room, 687 00:53:49,361 --> 00:53:50,710 and, well... 688 00:53:52,321 --> 00:53:55,976 he does a stupid, stupid thing. 689 00:53:58,675 --> 00:54:00,546 It's pretty spooky, right? 690 00:54:00,546 --> 00:54:02,679 You do the bad thing, and... 691 00:54:03,984 --> 00:54:05,377 I don't know, you keep thinking 692 00:54:05,377 --> 00:54:06,552 about the bad thing, 693 00:54:06,552 --> 00:54:09,729 and the bad thing is all you think about. 694 00:54:09,729 --> 00:54:11,557 Multiple times a day. 695 00:54:12,776 --> 00:54:14,168 And one day you realize, 696 00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:17,041 oh, I only thought about the bad thing once today. 697 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:21,393 That's not even the thing that made her leave. 698 00:54:22,655 --> 00:54:24,744 She never even really knew about it. 699 00:54:24,744 --> 00:54:27,356 Then you think about the bad thing a little bit, 700 00:54:27,356 --> 00:54:30,881 but then you kind of can't even remember 701 00:54:30,881 --> 00:54:32,926 what the bad thing was. 702 00:54:34,450 --> 00:54:36,713 And after a while you don't think about it. 703 00:54:36,713 --> 00:54:38,671 It's like it never even happened. 704 00:54:41,718 --> 00:54:43,154 Fuck. 705 00:54:45,591 --> 00:54:48,899 I'm sorry. I'm really weepy lately. 706 00:54:50,944 --> 00:54:52,816 I was so in love with her. 707 00:54:52,816 --> 00:54:55,253 Remember when she got pregnant and I got so sick 708 00:54:55,253 --> 00:54:56,863 and I put on, like, 15 pounds, 709 00:54:56,863 --> 00:54:59,518 and we joked that it was like a sympathetic reaction. 710 00:54:59,518 --> 00:55:01,564 But she never knew this... 711 00:55:03,130 --> 00:55:06,308 That I actually felt her labor. 712 00:55:06,308 --> 00:55:09,311 I felt myself being torn wide open. 713 00:55:10,616 --> 00:55:13,097 That's a thing. In Papua New Guinea, 714 00:55:13,097 --> 00:55:15,142 the husband will build a hut, 715 00:55:15,142 --> 00:55:17,884 and when the wife is giving labor, 716 00:55:17,884 --> 00:55:21,323 he'll like, enact labor, 717 00:55:21,323 --> 00:55:23,629 he'll basically do a labor ritual. 718 00:55:23,629 --> 00:55:26,763 I don't know why we don't do that in our culture. 719 00:55:26,763 --> 00:55:29,331 I certainly felt that. 720 00:55:34,292 --> 00:55:36,729 And now all I'm thinking about is, 721 00:55:36,729 --> 00:55:38,905 this is my future. 722 00:55:41,125 --> 00:55:42,996 I don't know how he became so... 723 00:55:44,346 --> 00:55:46,348 Yeah. Untethered. 724 00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:50,177 Oh, man. 725 00:55:53,006 --> 00:55:55,052 It happens to the best of us. 726 00:56:02,102 --> 00:56:04,801 The worst just doesn't happen to you. 727 00:56:05,758 --> 00:56:07,630 You're involved in the process. 728 00:56:09,414 --> 00:56:11,460 Well, I didn't want to get divorced. 729 00:56:12,548 --> 00:56:14,506 It wasn't my idea, for the record. 730 00:56:20,077 --> 00:56:21,992 Maybe mom wouldn't want if you 731 00:56:21,992 --> 00:56:24,603 didn't do things that made her want to. 732 00:56:24,603 --> 00:56:27,737 I didn't do things until after she did things. 733 00:56:29,695 --> 00:56:31,828 So it's both your faults. 734 00:56:31,828 --> 00:56:33,090 That's my point. 735 00:56:35,962 --> 00:56:38,487 I just couldn't make your mother happy. 736 00:56:43,361 --> 00:56:44,362 Okay. 737 00:56:51,151 --> 00:56:52,805 She's right. You're right. 738 00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:55,504 We're all complicit. 739 00:56:58,376 --> 00:57:00,117 How did you get so wise? 740 00:57:01,248 --> 00:57:02,424 I'm not really. 741 00:57:04,469 --> 00:57:07,298 So tell me this. What's next for me? 742 00:57:13,913 --> 00:57:15,132 Hmm... 743 00:57:17,003 --> 00:57:18,701 This might be really spooky. 744 00:57:21,312 --> 00:57:22,313 Um... 745 00:57:24,663 --> 00:57:26,099 I'd say... 746 00:57:27,927 --> 00:57:29,886 in two to three months 747 00:57:31,148 --> 00:57:33,890 you're gonna meet a beautiful 25-year-old. 748 00:57:37,241 --> 00:57:39,548 And then you're gonna stay in it 749 00:57:39,548 --> 00:57:40,897 because it's fun. 750 00:57:40,897 --> 00:57:42,681 She's gonna stay in it. 751 00:57:44,291 --> 00:57:46,903 Then it's gonna get kind of serious 752 00:57:46,903 --> 00:57:48,513 when she turns 30. 753 00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:53,910 Cause she's gonna want to start doing adult things, 754 00:57:53,910 --> 00:57:59,045 you know, like, have the kids, do the marriage, you know. 755 00:57:59,045 --> 00:58:02,396 And, I mean, you're 60, so you have no control. 756 00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:04,834 You're gonna do whatever she says. 757 00:58:04,834 --> 00:58:09,578 So then you are gonna be 60 with a newborn. 758 00:58:09,578 --> 00:58:10,753 Alright. Okay. 759 00:58:10,753 --> 00:58:12,624 Yeah. Alright, we get it. 760 00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:16,062 I'm just kidding. 761 00:58:16,062 --> 00:58:18,021 It's depressingly accurate. 762 00:58:21,241 --> 00:58:24,157 When will my son stop hating me? 763 00:58:25,681 --> 00:58:26,638 Never. 764 00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:31,077 But look what you made. Made a good one. 765 00:58:32,992 --> 00:58:34,820 I tried not to fuck her up. 766 00:58:41,827 --> 00:58:45,004 I don't think it's a matter of whether he hates you or not. 767 00:58:45,004 --> 00:58:49,531 I think right now he feels the need to protect Stephanie. 768 00:58:50,314 --> 00:58:51,358 Yeah. 769 00:58:51,358 --> 00:58:52,708 So right now, 770 00:58:52,708 --> 00:58:55,885 just don't make him pick sides. 771 00:58:55,885 --> 00:58:58,278 I just think about all the bad things about me 772 00:58:58,278 --> 00:59:00,019 that she's filling his head with. 773 00:59:00,019 --> 00:59:01,891 I mean, you're always gonna wonder 774 00:59:01,891 --> 00:59:04,197 what she's saying about you. 775 00:59:04,197 --> 00:59:06,548 But the best thing you can do in this situation 776 00:59:06,548 --> 00:59:09,725 is just say only nice things about her. 777 00:59:09,725 --> 00:59:11,640 Try it. See what happens. 778 00:59:14,033 --> 00:59:15,557 Too young to be so wise. 779 00:59:17,733 --> 00:59:20,170 Well, I've had some experience. 780 00:59:20,170 --> 00:59:23,260 You just give Dylan too much stuff. 781 00:59:25,610 --> 00:59:28,178 He's gotta take care of himself. 782 00:59:32,443 --> 00:59:33,618 Or do that. 783 00:59:34,619 --> 00:59:36,534 Go to bed, man. 784 00:59:36,534 --> 00:59:38,797 Dad. You're sleeping. 785 00:59:38,797 --> 00:59:40,016 I'm not sleeping. 786 00:59:41,887 --> 00:59:43,802 But I think I'm gonna go to bed. 787 00:59:43,802 --> 00:59:45,412 Okay. Do you want water? 788 00:59:45,412 --> 00:59:47,371 No, I don't. 789 00:59:47,371 --> 00:59:48,981 I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. 790 00:59:48,981 --> 00:59:50,679 Good. Okay. 791 00:59:50,679 --> 00:59:52,594 - Watch the fire. - Be right there. 792 00:59:52,594 --> 00:59:54,291 Yeah. I'm okay. 793 00:59:54,291 --> 00:59:56,162 - Sweet dreams, buddy. - Yep. 794 01:00:20,622 --> 01:00:22,058 You're pretty smart, huh? 795 01:00:25,888 --> 01:00:27,193 And observant. 796 01:00:29,892 --> 01:00:32,155 - I don't know. - Oh, yeah. You are. 797 01:00:36,028 --> 01:00:37,595 Okay. Observe me. 798 01:00:43,514 --> 01:00:45,342 You're a little drunk. 799 01:00:45,342 --> 01:00:46,996 No, shit. 800 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:49,520 And sad. 801 01:00:50,695 --> 01:00:51,783 Ding, ding. 802 01:00:55,091 --> 01:00:57,702 You know, I haven't lived alone in 30 years. 803 01:00:59,704 --> 01:01:01,140 You have Dylan, though. 804 01:01:02,707 --> 01:01:04,666 He thinks my place is depressing. 805 01:01:05,318 --> 01:01:06,624 It is depressing. 806 01:01:12,064 --> 01:01:14,240 Maybe you should get some plants. 807 01:01:16,242 --> 01:01:17,548 Plants. 808 01:01:20,943 --> 01:01:23,206 Well, it'll get better. 809 01:01:25,338 --> 01:01:26,905 That's what people say. 810 01:01:26,905 --> 01:01:29,386 Sorry. It's kind of a dumb thing. 811 01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:31,388 I know. I believe you. 812 01:01:39,962 --> 01:01:41,703 Oh. It's cold. 813 01:01:41,703 --> 01:01:42,921 Yeah. 814 01:01:48,361 --> 01:01:50,407 You know what kind of moon that is? 815 01:01:53,236 --> 01:01:55,281 - No. - It's a new moon. 816 01:01:56,413 --> 01:01:58,371 See how you can... 817 01:01:59,808 --> 01:02:03,725 sort of see the rest of it? 818 01:02:03,725 --> 01:02:07,206 Like you can see the outline of the old moon. 819 01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:10,775 It's called earthshine. 820 01:02:12,472 --> 01:02:14,039 Earthshine. 821 01:02:15,519 --> 01:02:16,825 I love that word. 822 01:02:53,862 --> 01:02:55,777 I'm going to put this out. 823 01:02:55,777 --> 01:02:57,779 Yeah. 824 01:02:57,779 --> 01:02:59,824 Or you can sleep next to the fire. 825 01:02:59,824 --> 01:03:02,087 It's probably warmer than your tent. 826 01:03:02,087 --> 01:03:03,915 Unless you can keep me warm. 827 01:03:12,837 --> 01:03:16,362 Yeah. It's not fair. Your dad gets extra body heat. 828 01:03:27,547 --> 01:03:29,071 I'm gonna get some water. 829 01:10:40,589 --> 01:10:41,894 Excited about college? 830 01:10:45,550 --> 01:10:46,682 What? 831 01:10:46,682 --> 01:10:49,206 Are you excited about college? 832 01:10:51,513 --> 01:10:52,644 What? 833 01:10:55,865 --> 01:10:57,519 I think that's the first question 834 01:10:57,519 --> 01:10:59,042 you've asked me all weekend. 835 01:10:59,042 --> 01:11:01,610 Come on, I ask you questions all the time. 836 01:11:06,005 --> 01:11:07,442 Not exactly. 837 01:11:10,836 --> 01:11:12,273 Well, are you? 838 01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:15,972 Sure. 839 01:11:18,017 --> 01:11:19,018 "Sure"? 840 01:11:20,498 --> 01:11:21,456 That's it? 841 01:11:25,068 --> 01:11:26,896 I just don't feel like talking about it. 842 01:11:26,896 --> 01:11:29,377 Like trying to squeeze water out of a rock. 843 01:11:32,075 --> 01:11:33,294 I'm just tired. 844 01:11:59,494 --> 01:12:00,495 Stop. 845 01:12:02,453 --> 01:12:04,760 - Dad... - Come on! 846 01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,327 Do you want to take a dip? 847 01:12:12,681 --> 01:12:13,725 Attagirl. 848 01:12:22,952 --> 01:12:25,694 So Matt said something kind of weird last night. 849 01:12:26,825 --> 01:12:28,479 Yeah? Well, he's a weirdo. 850 01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:40,056 But he was kind of weird to me. 851 01:12:41,187 --> 01:12:43,146 You know not to listen to him. 852 01:12:43,146 --> 01:12:44,582 No, I know. 853 01:12:44,582 --> 01:12:46,410 It was... 854 01:12:46,410 --> 01:12:48,717 Don't get offended by him. He has no filter. 855 01:12:48,717 --> 01:12:50,283 I'm not offended by him. 856 01:12:51,850 --> 01:12:53,025 I'm just saying. 857 01:12:57,508 --> 01:12:59,205 He asked me to come into his tent last night 858 01:12:59,205 --> 01:13:00,729 to keep him warm. 859 01:13:02,426 --> 01:13:04,646 Well, he should have brought a sleeping bag. 860 01:13:07,997 --> 01:13:09,302 Don't you think that's weird? 861 01:13:09,302 --> 01:13:10,391 I hope you told him 862 01:13:10,391 --> 01:13:11,957 he should freeze his ass off by himself. 863 01:13:11,957 --> 01:13:14,090 That's what he gets for not being prepared. 864 01:13:17,223 --> 01:13:18,399 It's not about that. 865 01:13:30,411 --> 01:13:31,412 Come on. 866 01:13:36,373 --> 01:13:38,027 Can we just have a nice day? 867 01:13:43,424 --> 01:13:44,425 Yeah. 868 01:22:29,340 --> 01:22:34,432 Hey! I know you won't get this until tomorrow, 869 01:22:34,432 --> 01:22:35,956 but I had to tell you 870 01:22:35,956 --> 01:22:41,004 that Solaris made fucking tofu lasagna, 871 01:22:41,004 --> 01:22:43,746 and it was absolutely disgusting. 872 01:22:43,746 --> 01:22:45,748 And she was asking everyone to go around 873 01:22:45,748 --> 01:22:47,271 and tell her how good it was. 874 01:22:48,272 --> 01:22:49,534 It was a mess. 875 01:22:50,796 --> 01:22:52,581 Anyways... 876 01:22:52,581 --> 01:22:54,409 Obviously, I miss you. 877 01:22:54,409 --> 01:22:56,150 Uh... Yeah. 878 01:22:56,150 --> 01:22:57,194 Bye. 879 01:24:25,804 --> 01:24:27,067 Where were you? 880 01:24:28,068 --> 01:24:29,069 Here. 881 01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:31,462 You just up and left? 882 01:24:31,462 --> 01:24:33,160 Yeah, I guess I did. 883 01:24:37,773 --> 01:24:39,992 Well, I guess I just don't get it. 884 01:24:39,992 --> 01:24:41,733 I didn't think you would. 885 01:25:27,170 --> 01:25:28,345 Sam. 886 01:25:32,306 --> 01:25:33,263 What? 887 01:25:37,702 --> 01:25:38,703 You wanna drive? 888 01:25:40,575 --> 01:25:41,576 No. 889 01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:57,853 Okay. 890 01:26:02,814 --> 01:26:04,729 Will you please drive? 891 01:26:07,732 --> 01:26:08,994 Okay, Dad. 892 01:26:23,270 --> 01:26:24,401 It's locked. 893 01:26:25,794 --> 01:26:26,882 It's locked! 894 01:26:32,061 --> 01:26:34,150 Please, open the door! 895 01:26:37,284 --> 01:26:39,808 Oh my God. Come on! 896 01:26:39,808 --> 01:26:41,636 Hey! Come on! Open the door! 897 01:26:42,245 --> 01:26:43,203 Sam. 898 01:26:47,468 --> 01:26:49,644 Please. I'm tired. Can you open the... 899 01:26:50,819 --> 01:26:51,863 Thank you. 900 01:27:24,809 --> 01:27:30,162 In-between two tall mountains 901 01:27:30,162 --> 01:27:33,035 there's a place 902 01:27:33,035 --> 01:27:37,257 they call Lonesome. 903 01:27:37,257 --> 01:27:39,737 Don't see why 904 01:27:39,737 --> 01:27:43,785 they call it Lonesome; 905 01:27:43,785 --> 01:27:46,614 I'm never lonesome 906 01:27:46,614 --> 01:27:50,182 when I go there. 907 01:27:54,317 --> 01:27:57,929 See that bird sittin' on my windowsill? 908 01:27:57,929 --> 01:28:00,236 Well he's sayin' whip-poor-will 909 01:28:00,236 --> 01:28:02,717 all the night through. 910 01:28:02,717 --> 01:28:06,198 See that brook runnin' by my kitchen door? 911 01:28:06,198 --> 01:28:11,160 Well, it couldn't talk no more if it was you. 912 01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:15,382 Up that tree there's sort of a squirrel thing. 913 01:28:15,382 --> 01:28:19,690 Sounds just like we did when we were quarrelling. 914 01:28:19,690 --> 01:28:23,868 In the yard I keep a pig or two. 915 01:28:23,868 --> 01:28:28,177 They drop in for dinner like you used to do. 916 01:28:28,177 --> 01:28:31,615 I don't stand in the need of company, 917 01:28:31,615 --> 01:28:36,881 with everything I see talkin' like you. 918 01:28:36,881 --> 01:28:40,798 Up that tree there's sort of a squirrel thing. 919 01:28:40,798 --> 01:28:45,281 Sounds just like we did when we were quarrelling. 920 01:28:45,281 --> 01:28:49,459 You may think you left me all alone, 921 01:28:49,459 --> 01:28:53,898 but I can hear you talk without a telephone. 922 01:28:53,898 --> 01:28:57,380 I don't stand in the need of company, 923 01:28:57,380 --> 01:29:02,385 with everything I see talkin' like you. 924 01:29:02,385 --> 01:29:06,171 See that bird sittin' on my windowsill? 925 01:29:06,171 --> 01:29:08,522 Well, he's sayin' whip-poor-will 926 01:29:08,522 --> 01:29:10,959 all the night through. 927 01:29:10,959 --> 01:29:16,225 Just whip-poor-will all the night through. 928 01:29:16,225 --> 01:29:21,535 In-between two tall mountains 929 01:29:21,535 --> 01:29:24,233 there's a place 930 01:29:24,233 --> 01:29:28,106 they call Lonesome. 931 01:29:28,106 --> 01:29:30,500 Don't see why 932 01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:34,809 they call it Lonesome; 933 01:29:34,809 --> 01:29:37,855 I'm never lonesome 934 01:29:37,855 --> 01:29:41,250 now I live there. 935 01:29:42,425 --> 01:29:45,036 When did you write that? 936 01:29:45,036 --> 01:29:47,822 How did you happen to get that idea?